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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
See the moon shine with famous red star Antares in the southern sky on June 9 - Space
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Jack Betts, ‘Spider-Man’ Actor and Spaghetti Western Veteran, Dies at 96 - Variety
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
French police probe staged Disneyland 'wedding' with minor - DW
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
US growth likely to slow to 1.6% this year, hobbled by Trump's trade wars, OECD says - ABC News
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Whooping cough cases rise sharply in Washington and Oregon, health officials urge vaccination - KGW
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Broadcom CEO On VMware Renewals, VCF Customers And Tomahawk 6 - CRN Magazine
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
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Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Bootid meteor shower 2025 peaks tonight — Here's what you need to know - Space
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Phillies Place Bryce Harper On 10-Day IL Due To Wrist Inflammation - MLB Trade Rumors
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Seven replies to the viral Apple reasoning paper and why they fall short - Hacker News
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
I'm 35. What's the quickest way to grow my hair as long as females?
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Do you think this Labour Party is qualified to run our country?